Let's see how to get a friend out of your house: Is this scene familiar to you?… Sunday, the clock shows 12 o'clock at night and tomorrow we have to get up very (but very) early to go to work. The logic would say that you should be well wrapped up in bed and enjoying a peaceful and restful sleep.
However, and without knowing why, you find yourself sitting in your living room with some friends who, although very friendly, do not seem to want to return to their homes to let you rest.
The jokes continue. Run the beer. But while the rest see fun around you, the only thing you think about is sending them to… a very distant place to be able to lie down. How to escape from this nightmare? How to get rid of some very heavy friendships?
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Here are ten ways to get rid of people who do not want to leave your home, when it's too late or even, even worse, stay to live for a while.
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START TO BRUSH THE TEETH
Start brushing your teeth and say you always do that before going to bed.
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INSISTS THAT THEY ALL REMAIN TO SLEEP
Excess hospitality is the most elegant way to get rid of someone, who will immediately become defensive. "They all stay to sleep, yes or yes, I have room, four people can fit into my bed", is a phrase that, pronounced at six in the evening, makes anyone leave at six past ten.
BOSTEZAR AND IRTE TO SLEEP
Yawning in an exaggerated way and opening your mouth a lot, to then say it's time to sleep.
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GETS TO RELIEF THE THEME OF THE MOVEMENT
Tell them that you still have a couple of cupboards and a washing machine to bring from your previous apartment, and now that they are all maybe it would be a good time to go and look for them. Mass stampede is guaranteed.
CLOSE FIRE TO THE SALON
"The purifying fire overcomes everything and throws everything… The purifying fire is old and wise…".
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FIND OUT YOUR POWER POINTS COLLECTION
Tell them that you want to share with them a selection of the Power Points that you made at work and of which you feel especially proud. "Marketing techniques applied to the sector of industrial taps" or "Financial closures 2011-2015 of GRIFOS MARTÍNEZ SL" are indispensable subjects so that, at the third mouse click, your visitors wish never to return to your home.
FINGE AN EARTHQUAKE
Ally with your neighbors to hit the walls and the roof of your house at a certain time. Surely it will not be much use, but as soon as your visitors see you screaming like an insane "Earthquake, earthquake!" And getting under the table, I'm sure they prefer to leave you alone.
BE YOURSELF
Try to do something you never do in front of others for a more than justified fear of rejection.
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PRESENT YOU TO "DEAD MOM"
Having a lying corpse dressed as an old woman sitting in a dresser always helps in these kinds of situations. Introduce her and pretend to talk with her in front of others. "What do you say mom? Kills burn alive? I can not do this…". They will say that you are crazy, and in a matter of seconds your home will have emptied.
CHEER MONEY
It will give them even more fear than that of the dead mother.
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